I’m thinking perfect timing and told her yep I need to buy me a real pretty gun cause all them INT shooter up there shot real nice pretty guns. That was not what she had in mind she was talking about sprucing me up and that gun money would be spent on me some new teeth. I told her I thought if I soaked them in extra strong solution every night the stains would be gone before we left. But she still has me in total make over mode my beard is gone and got a store bought haircut; we went to the thrift store where she bought me a whole new/used wardrobe. Said I was not going up there and wearing mama made overalls and no shirt all week I guess she thinks it will be to cold up north not to wear a shirt. When I told we were going out to eat as a group one night she got real pale. Next thing I knew she has some old lady over at the house to teaching me how to eat. I’m thinking I’m 62 years old and best I can tell have been eating all 62 of those years kinda figured I knew how WRONG!
The 1st. thing the lady did was tell me not to put my elbows on the table. Is this some kinda rule like not propping your gun? Then she started telling me about the two different forks and which one you used for what. Ok but all I need to know is which one you use for eating corndogs, chicken wings and tator tots at this point my wife is not very happy with me! Right now if you see some lady with me @ the ECC don’t ask her if she is my wife cause she will probably say she don’t know me and that she thanks I’m stalking her.
About 90 + hrs. till I pull out of the driveway
